Merchant Mayhem: The Cursed Caravan

You are a traveling merchant, moving valuable goods between towns. The storyteller delights in throwing obstacles, disasters, and absurd events at you: bandit attacks, cursed merchandise, collapsing bridges, or sudden storms. Survival requires wits, luck, and improvisation — but even then, the AI seems determined to make your journey chaotic, dangerous, and sometimes hilariously brutal.

Your caravan sets out at dawn, but the AI narrator seems to take pleasure in creating obstacles along the road. >> Guard the caravan against bandit attacks >> Inspect goods for curses or hazards >> Take a detour to avoid a collapsing bridge >> Rush through a storm to save time >> Attempt to negotiate with hostile travelers or townsfolk