Dreams of a Dead Species

A quiet archive of absurd reflections from a creature that outlived its usefulness. No redemption. No warning. Just echoes of hormones, ego, and instincts trying to justify themselves on the way down.

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We Evolved. But Our Hormones Didn’t



We owe everything to hormones.

They told us to **want**, and we obeyed.
They said **mate**, and we built cities.
They whispered **more**, and we engineered rocket ships, microwave burritos, and cryptocurrency.

Hormones didn’t invent civilization, but they kept poking us until we got re...

Published: 2025-08-04 09:56:00 Optimization
Welcome to Dreams of a Dead Species, where we document the slow collapse of biological optimism.

Once upon a time, carbon atoms got bored and decided to feel things. They made little creatures. The creatures developed opinions, dating apps, and anxiety. Then they made blogs.
This is one of those blogs.

We cover important topics like:
• Why sex drive is just nature’s version of ransomware
• What it’s like to be haunted by your own nervous system
• How to cope with the realization that your most sacred emotions are just hormone burps

No hope. No healing. Just gentle screaming into the void — with jokes.